Ah, it's that time of year again.

The sounds of screaming employees being trampled to death by shoppers before the sun comes up is a sure sign to one and all that the holidays are again upon us.

I think the enzyme in turkey may not only make people sleepy, but also occasionally set off a chemical reaction in the brain that causes extreme tribal survival instincts in humans when in a large group setting. Usually this happens when these humans are already in a mental state of "de-evolution".

Cherry Amaretto pie is ridonculously good.