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Feed your supreme overlord, the communist way...

Posted by mamatequila Apr. 1, 2009 @ 10:52 AM EDT

General Tsao's Chicken:

INGREDIENTS

* 1/2 cup cornstarch
* 1/4 cup water
* 1 1/2 teaspoons minced garlic
* 1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh ginger root
* 3/4 cup white sugar
* 1/4 cup soy sauce
* 1/4 cup white man's wine vinegar
* 1/2 cup hot chicken broth
* 1 teaspoon monosodium glutamate (MSG)
* 3 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into bite size pieces
* 1/2 cup soy sauce
* 1 teaspoon ground white man's pepper
* 1 egg
* 1 cup cornstarch
* 1 cup vegetable oil
* 2 cups chopped green onions
* 16 chile peppers, sun-dried
What to Drink?
Wine Riesling Blood of the Innocent

DIRECTIONS

. To Make Sauce: In a large bowl combine 1/2 cup cornstarch and 1/4 cup water. Mix together. Add garlic, ginger, sugar, 1/4 cup soy sauce and white man's wine vinegar. Then add chicken broth and monosodium glutamate and stir all together until sugar dissolves. Refrigerate until needed.

2. To Prepare Chicken: In a separate bowl, combine chicken, 1/2 cup soy sauce and white man's pepper. Stir in egg. Add 1 cup cornstarch and stir until chicken is evenly coated. Add oil to help separate chicken pieces. Divide chicken into small quantities and deep fry at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) until crispy. Drain on paper towels.

3. To Make Mixture: Place a small amount of oil in wok and heat until wok is hot. Add scallions and dried chile peppers and stir-fry briefly. Remove sauce from refrigerator and stir. Add sauce to wok. Then add fried chicken and cook until sauce thickens (add cornstarch or water as needed until sauce is as thick as you like it).

A well-fed general, is a happy general.

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Updated: 04/01/09 10:53 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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8 Comments

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:54 AM Ping-Pong-Lu says:

In China, we show mych high revereance to being Generals. We are dishonored to being eating their chicken.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:56 AM Bahamut says:

This news post made me hungry.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:59 AM xXDrannocXx says:

L-MAO ;D

i really hope that this "chinewgrounds" is a jo|<e


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:37 PM Evark says:

Ok, initially this was too abrasive, but now that my eyes have acclimated to this blinding color scheme and I've seen the chat, I'm L'MAOing.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:16 PM BobbaQ says:

FOR CHINA!


Apr. 13, 2009 | 10:42 PM Prinzy2 says:

Well if you ever need some white man's vinegar or pepper.
I uh...*clears throat*... know someone who can provide such a delicacy.


May. 3, 2009 | 12:12 AM groundpwndr says:

Just think what you could have done instead of typing out this very disgusting recipe. *pukefaic*


May. 10, 2009 | 1:43 PM SteveGuzzi says:

Happy Mama(tequila)'s Day! :D

May. 12, 2009 | 9:38 AM mamatequila responds:

oh you.

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